Groin Pains

A  man  is having excruciating pains in his groin, accompanied by intense
headaches,  so  he  goes  to  doctor.  The physician gives him a thorough
going over and announces that he has an excessive pressure in his crotch,
and  that  the  headaches will continue until and unless he has his balls
removed.

Only  after the most incredible case of migraine headaches and blue balls
does he consent to the operation.  He gets castrated.

Because of the operation, he felt very depressed.  The pressure was gone,
and  there  was  no pain, but still, he sat by the window and stared into
empty space.

His  wife  wandered  over  and told him "Honey, I know how you must feel.
Whenever  I feel depressed, I go downtown and buy some new clothes.  That
always makes me feel much better."

He  takes  her  advice.  He goes to the most expensive tailor in town and
orders  a  fancy  suit.  The tailor tells the man, "Well, I can tell that
you wear a size 15-and-a-half shirt."

The man is amazed. "That's exactly right," he says.

"And a size 10-B shoe."

"Yes!" exclaims the man, "you are right again."

"And  you wear a size 10 hat, 34 inch trouser length, and a 36 inch waist
on your underwear," says the tailor.

"That's perfectly right, except my underwear has a 34 inch waist."

"Oh,  no,"  says the tailor, "I know my business.  You wear a 36.  If you
wore  tighter  underwear,  you'd get pressure built up in your groin, and
then you'd get terrible headaches."

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